LAME NAMES

My silly son and  I like to sit around and think up crazy names  and careers for these individuals.  The following are but a few of our creations:

Will Crouch=CELLAR INSPECTOR

Elaine Changer=TRAFFIC REPORTER

Noah Payne=PHYSICIAN

Penny  Savor=FINANCIAL ADVISOR

Cookie Crumm=BAKER

Hugh Shade=INTERIOR DESIGNER

Patty Berger=FIVE GUYS MANAGER

Ted Bare=F.A.O. SWARTZ ASSOCIATE

Mike R. Fone=PUBLIC SPEAKER

Arthur  Eyetis=RHEUMATOLOGIST

Pat Bottoms=NANNY

Cat Licker=NUN

Dick Little=PORN STAR

Matt Flore=CARPET LAYER

Tiger Woods=LUMBER JACK

Tiffany  Choker=GOLD DIGGER

Flip Holmes=REALTOR

Peg Limm=ORTHOPEDIC SURGEON

Tap Miller=BREWER

Tap Waters=C.E.O., EVIAN

Tap Dansing-PERFORMING ARTIST

Tap Dore=MORMON MISSIONARY

Nick Barber=MALE HAIRDRESSER

May Storm=WEATHER FORECASTER

Sherry Drinker=BARTENDER

Nan Scents=CRAZY AUTHOR, Naked Joy

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